eXaMs.. zzZZz..

a perfect student is not the one who read books before exam,
but
writes a new book in the exam! with innovative ideas n outstanding theories.

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arz kiya hai- 
wo mud ke hame dekh rahe the or hum unhe


wo mud k hame dekh rahe the or hum unhe

kyoki xam me na unhe ku6 ata tha na hame.

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once rajnikant appeard for b.e.(b.tech.) xam n guess wat..

..
he failed!!
.b.e. hai mazak hai kya..bade bado ki fat jati hai...

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its such a funny situation. we hv no idea wt 2 write in d xam paper n d supervisor cums up n says''plz cover ur answer sheet'';-):-)

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xam me copy kar k pas hue jaise-taise

xam me copy kar k pas hue jaise-taise 

acp-daya pata lagao akhir munni badnam hui to hui kaise?

:----------------------------

in xam hall a gal 2 santa
"muze sirf is ans ki starting bata na..baki sab me likh lungi''
.
.
santa ne dhirese bataya..












"the"

:----------------------------

kash koi xam result ka insurance kara deta
toh har xam k pehele premium bharva dete

pass hote to thik hai

warna insurance claim karva lete

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saccha dost vo hota h jo
xam me apke pas wali window k samne aake bole
abey kitna likhega jaldi chal teri wali ja rhi hai..!!

:----------------------------

words by bill gates: see the clock only whn u hav no work.dont see the clock whn u r working. clock is a lock 4 succes.
best luck 4 xam guys

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2 trees katne pr
15 papr bante h
wich v use in 1 xam.
join us 2 save trees 
say no to xams fwrd it 2 al gud studnts
xam hatao!
trees bachao!

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height of honesty:
,
_

sitting in an exam hall,
_
opening a chit,
_
  memorizing it,
_
then writing without
looking to it !
:----------------------------

all students
attitude towards exams:

"today is my exam,
but
i don't care.
bcos,
a single sheet of paper cant decide my future
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2 thoughts decide the progress in life :
The way U manage when U have nothing in hand
&
The way U interact when U have everything in hand.
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in examination hall
how do boys manage the time?

1)counting how many windows
& doors.
2)seeing the brand name of the pen..

boyz rokz.
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Engineering facts: A thin film of air only 0.025mm thick may resist as much heat transfer as a wall of copper 400mm thick!!
:----------------------------

hundred words don''''t give pain
.
but,
a true frnd''''s silence
hurts a lot
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
especially in d examination hall!
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brain is d most outstanding objct in d nature..
it functions 24hrs,365days frm d time v r born &

stop only wen


v entr d examination hall
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friendship quotes [updated]

"Love doesn't make the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile."
-F.P. Jones
"All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere and somehow there is someone searching for us."
-The Wonder Years
"We laughed
until we had to cry.
We gave love,
right down to our last goodbye.
We were the best
we thought we'd ever be
Just you and me,
for just a moment...
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
-Barbara DeAngelis
"My wish upon this shooting star is that your heart be happy."
-Gilbert
"If we discovered that we had only 5 minutes left to say what we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them."
-Christopher Morley
"A friend you have to buy, wont be worth what you pay for him."
-Sent in by Maris B
"I can doubt my friends, but I can believe in our friendship."
"IF YOU TREAT YOUR FRIEND AS THEY SHOULD BE, THEY WILL BECOME ONE OF THE CROWD. IF YOU TREAT YOUR FRIEND AS THEY OUGHT TO BE TREATED, THEY WILL BECOME AN INDIVIDUAL."
"True friends, like ivy and the wall stand together and both together fall."
The following two quotes were sent in by Cheryl.
"Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious things."
-Randolph S. Bourne
"With clothes the new are the best, with friends the old are the best."
"Friendship is like thighs, they are always sticking together."
-Sent in by Leesa and Ashley
"If you are going to gain anything in life, gain a friend, they will always be there, and that makes all the difference in the world."
-Sent in by Steve
"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance, but not in heart"
- Sent in by Louisa
"A real friend will tell you when you have spinach stuck in your teeth."
-Sent in by Nadine Cooper
The following two quotes were sent in by Louisa
"Shared sorrow is half sorrow, shared joy is double joy"
"Most people come into our lives and quickly leave. It is the special few that come in and leave a footprint in our hearts. and we are forever changed."
"There is an exquisite melody in every heart. If we listen closely, we can hear each other's song. A friend knows the song in your heart and responds with Beatiful harmony."
-Sent in by soumya
The following two quotes were sent in by Beth Miklius.
"Friends are like flowers, beautiful flowers; friends are like flowers in the garden of life."
"True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had."
"If we were leaving in a world where to say i love you would make more sense, i would always say you i love you"
-Ozge Dilsiz
"Choose your friends carefully you never know who is on your side, and remember the truth shall prevail. "
-LINK
"False friends aren't always that bad because it shows you about yourself and teaches you to be strong and life goes on."
-Josh Wojo
"Remember that every good friend was once a stranger"
-Sent in by André
"They say 'you only regret the things you never do.' Then why do I regret every bad thing I did to you?"

Friend SMS

a true friend..

he always see the pain behind ur eyes at that time,

when every friends says

"oh ! 
you smile alot

u r my sweet friend "hona"
i don't want u to khona"
i want a place in ur heart dona"
otherwise i will start rona" atleast ek sms toh karona

friend book
name-
p.name-
city-
b'day-
f.food-
f.hero-
f.heroin-
f.colour-
f.song-
hobby-
b.friend-
u.love-
word 4me-

love+care =mom,
love+fear =father,
love+help =sister,
love+fight =brother,
love+life= wife,
care+fear+help+fight+life =friend..

friend or best friend me kya farq hai?
friend kehta hai- yar plz drive safe & slow.

best friend says-bhga bhutni k aage scorpio me maal h.

no life
with out
love
"no answer
with out question"
no rain
with out
cloud"
"no
friendship
with out
"y"
"o"
"u"
"my dear friend"

Every nice friend
Is a gift of God.
Its one of lifes
Best blessings
A priceless gift
That can never
Be bought,sold,
Or forgoten.
Just like U

i'm not shakespear 2 write about u.
i'm not sonu 2 sing about u.
i'm not mf hussain 2 paint u.
i'm just ur frnd 2 say, i'm always with u.

Dosti Ka Border Seal Mat Karna,

Khud Ko Akela Feel Mat Karna..

Sab Kuch Karna Par
Yaad Rakhna,

Meri Dosti Ki Kabhi Deal Mat Karna.

Friendship is
not a

FashioN
SelectioN
CollectioN
CalculatioN
GeneratioN
RealisatioN
CelebratioN
ImaginatioN

its only
FOUNDATION
of 2 HEARTS


Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.


Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.


Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep


God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.


To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS


True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.


Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND 


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER. 


GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart! 


If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!


Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry


Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!