Thursday, December 2, 2010

scraps-II

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FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..

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i m giving u a bird of friendship
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__x be happy keep smiling 

HOPE U LIKE THIS ONE!!

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Jo Mujhe SCRAPS Na Kare........

BHAGWAN Kare US Ka......

CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye......

Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle.......

Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen.....

Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De.....

Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen.....

Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye.....

Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye.....

Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye.....

Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye.

Aur Aur Aur ... ... ... ... Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....

Itne mein to tum zaroor ek scrap kar doge

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•Everyone should have•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•a friend like you•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You are so much fun to be with•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And you are such a good person•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You crack me up with laughter•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And touch my heart with your kindness•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You have a wonderful ability•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•To know when to offer advice•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And when to sit in quiet support•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•Time after time•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You've come to my rescue•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And brightend so many•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•I've realized how fortunate•.¸¸.•♥´¨`
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•having a friend Like u •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ ,,,,,,

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DOSTI

- Kaho to ek lafz

- Mano to bandagi

- Dubo to gehra sagar

- socho to Zindagi

- karo to aasan

- Nibhao to Mushkil

- Bhikhre to sara Zahan

- Simte to sirf "AAP"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

SPECIALLY F♥R Y♥U ONLY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

You

Are

♥ Cute,

♥ Smart,

♥ Intellegent,

♥ Nice,

♥ Loving,

♥ Caring,

♥ Dashing,

♥ Adorable,

♥ Marveellous,

♥ Attractive,

♥ Friendly,

♥ Lovely.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Thanks For Be Friend ........
Always Be My Friend .........
Take Care Dear ..............

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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CERTIFICATE 

****** TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN ******* 

*This is to certify that You Are Decent n Sweet * 
******* Cute, Caring and Naughty ******** 
Fun Loving ,Sensitive, Simple, Sincere ,Good Listener & Always Helping, Trust Worthy, Honest, 

well Simply the Best. 



(¨`•.•´¨) Always 
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep 
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling! 
`•.¸.•´ 

Signature
TAKE CARE
GOD BLESS

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Before the marriage:



He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.



Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!

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LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP
   ♥   ♥A Always Funny
♥   ♥B Beautiful Personality
   ♥   ♥C Common Interests
♥  ♥D Delightfully Entertaining       
 .((`“-“`““-“““))E Exciting Person
 -)      ( F Fashionable
 / -“(o _ o) \\G Good Taste
 \\  -( 0 )  /  “H Happy Times Together
__“-....._“=“_...-“__ I Intelligent Pers on
/`;♥“♥“♥ ♥“♥“♥;`\\J Jolly Laughter
\\_))  ““♥““  ((_/K Kind
♥.       -.♥L Listens Well
-“♥.   ♥  -.♥“ M Makes Jokes
-/-“♥.    ♥“-\\N Never Mean or Cruel
_\\__\\“♥. .♥“/_/_O Original
(((___)_“♥“_(___))) P People Person
  ♥   ♥Q Quality Time
     ♥  ♥R Real Person
  ♥     ♥S Secret Keeper 
♥    ♥T Terrific Sense of Humor
    ♥   ♥U Understanding
  ♥    ♥ V Very Special
    ♥ ♥W Works Hard
♥  ♥X Xciting Person
  ♥  ♥Y You are The Best

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a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..
a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..

thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..
thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...
a ganpat ganpat...

COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
COMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDY
COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY
{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}

IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER INDIA...
WE ARE THE BHAI..
WE ARE THE BHAI..



orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..
orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..

thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..
thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...
a ganpat chal... scrap bhej...



{PAN YE GANPAT KOUN HAI......?}

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Bruce Lee's Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

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SMILE EVER.......

UDAS NEVER.....

SPEAK EVER.....

GUMSUM NEVER.....

SHARE EVER......

HIDE NEVER.....

CARE EVER......

LEAVE NEVER.....

THINK ME EVER.....

FORGET ME NEVER.....
SOOOOOO THAT WE CAN BE

FRIENDS FOREVER
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Friendship is always a sweet responsibilty, never an oppourtunity."

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- S T A Y - - H A P P Y -


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Smile a while and while you smile,


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smile another smile and soon there will be miles


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and miles of smile just because you smiled,


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i wish your day is full of SMILE


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