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Jab reshma ki jawani aayi tab hm bachhe the

Ab shiela ki jawani aayi to hm Bache wale he

Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe jawan Q nhi hoti 

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"Tees Maar Khan"
Has Been DecLared
Tax Free In DeLhi AFTer
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C.M.SHIELA DIXIT
LisTened The Song!
"SHIELA KI JAWAANI"  

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Ye He SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
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Nach SHEILA Nach!

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NACHI KYA..?


Nahi
SORRY!
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE Me NAHI NACHTI 

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Sir:-Mai 1 poem sunata hu,tum puri krna
"Bundele harbolo ke muh humne suni khani thi
khub ladi mardani Wo to??Boy:ShIeLa kI jAwAnI thi..:-) 

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Dad (caught his s0n watching 'Shiela ki jawani s0ng') "Padh le beta!
Sheela to Exam ke bad bhi jawan rahegi !":)  

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Ab Padhai Mushkil Hi Nh Namumkin Ho Gayi

Qki
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Phele to MUNNI Badnaam hui
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Aur Ab ye Saali SHIELA Jawan ho Gyi. 

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Ek premi ne apni Premika k liye shayari likhi: Kya Teri Chaal aur Kya Teri Leela? Kya Teri Chaal aur Kya Teri Leela? Mai Tera Teesmaarkhan aur Tu Meri Sheila!

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Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti . . Wah wah . . Agar Sheila kuchh din pehle jawan hoti . . . Toh . . munni thodi kam badnam hoti..

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"CID ROCKS AGAIN"

Tanhaai mein satati hai uski yaad aise
Tanhai me satati hai uski yaad aise
, pata lagao ki SHIELA JAWAAN hui to hui kaise   

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