FUNNY SMS MESSAGES

FUNNY SMS MESSAGES - TEXT MESSAGES

Nobody is like you

Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

I m getting married next month

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me

if u read this, i m smart..

if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Rules of Life

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday

i look at the moon

i look at the moon the moon is beautiful i look at you i..i... i rather look at the moon again

Partner

we've known.... each other for.... quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

FLIRT SMS MESSAGES - TEXT MESSAGES

Behind Your Bac

I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back 
Nice Ass!!!!!!!

Depend On

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

Time Pass

Why do U think I SMS u?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Ways to Break Mirror

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Free Tomorrow?

Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.

Boss

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss... 

ROMANTIC SMS MESSAGES - TEXT MESSAGES

Love

I love the air,
because it touches you.
I love the sun,
because it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you

What Is Love

Love is not about expressing with heavy words
It's all about understanding,
A gentle touch and a pure Heart

Someone Like You

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won?t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living
with someone like you around

Love You

When I stop thinking about you,
Blessing my heart will cease
and freeze like ice.
you mean much to me
like heaven on earth.
I love you!

I'm Glad

I?m glad you are thoughtful,
I?m glad you are understanding,
I?m glad you are so much fun to be around,
But most of all?
I?m glad you are with me
Love You..