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Thursday, December 2, 2010

એ સાલુ ...આપણા નસીબમાં નથી ...!!

પીક્ચર એ હીટ હોય ,

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ને તેની ટીકીટ હોય ,

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ખુણાની સિટ હોય ,

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ને ગર્લફ્રેંડ સ્વીટ હોય ,

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ફાસ્ટ હાર્ટબીટ હોય ,

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એ સાલુ ......................................................

આપણા નસીબમાં નથી ............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

એ વાહ વાહ તો ક્યો.........................

વાહ વાહ ..........................

સુભાન અલ્લાહ ................... સુભાન અલ્લાહ .....................

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Rich Gujarati in New York

A Gujarati named Ramjibahi lived in New York city. Once he went to a bank to request a loan of $5000 as he was about to leave for a business trip to Europe. The bank agreed for the loan but asked for a guarantee. The Gujarati immediately handed the bank manager the keys to his brand new rolls royce that was parked downstairs. The bank people agreed and parked the rolls royce in their parking lot. The Gujarati took the $5000 and went to Europe.

He returned after a week. The bank asked him $12.50 interest on the loan. The Gujarati payed the amount and the interest and was about to leave before the bank manager stopped him for a minute. The manager told the Gujarati that he was pleased to do business with the Gujarati but he also told that, sir,we checked your accounts and we came to know that you are a millionaire,then why did you borrow just $5000 from us? the Gujarati replied, its not the $5000 that matter, what matters is that I couldnt have found a parking for my car in $12.50 for 1 week.

Kanjoos Marwadi

An Marwadi called the obituary section of a leading local newspaper. He inquired-"Tell me, how much would it cost to have an obitualry printed in your Newspaper".
The ad clerk politely told him, "It would be Rupees 100 a word, sir!"
"Thats fine", said Lalloobhai Marwadi after a moment of cost calculation.
"OK, then take them down, Jagdukaka Dead" He dictated to the clerk.
"Oh, that's all?" asked the clerk anticipating big writeup for dear ones.
"Yes, that's it. And charge rupees two hundred to my credit card, please, here is number".
"Hold it Sir, I am sorry, but I should have informed you that the Ad must be for minimum five hundred rupees and you may have minimum five words".
Lalloobhai got annoyed at the failures of his cost calculations. He blasted the Clerk, "Yes, you should have told me that, ahead".
After a moment of updating his cost versus benefit calcs, he loudlly dictated again, "OK write, Jagdukaka dead, Honda for Sale".

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Jo Mujhe SCRAPS Na Kare........

BHAGWAN Kare US Ka......

CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye......

Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle.......

Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen.....

Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De.....

Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen.....

Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye.....

Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye.....

Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye.....

Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye.

Aur Aur Aur ... ... ... ... Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....

Itne mein to tum zaroor ek scrap kar doge

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•Everyone should have•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•a friend like you•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You are so much fun to be with•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And you are such a good person•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You crack me up with laughter•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And touch my heart with your kindness•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You have a wonderful ability•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•And when to sit in quiet support•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•Time after time•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•You've come to my rescue•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•

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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•I've realized how fortunate•.¸¸.•♥´¨`

•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ •.¸¸.•having a friend Like u •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸ ,,,,,,

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DOSTI

- Kaho to ek lafz

- Mano to bandagi

- Dubo to gehra sagar

- socho to Zindagi

- karo to aasan

- Nibhao to Mushkil

- Bhikhre to sara Zahan

- Simte to sirf "AAP"

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

SPECIALLY F♥R Y♥U ONLY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

You

Are

♥ Cute,

♥ Smart,

♥ Intellegent,

♥ Nice,

♥ Loving,

♥ Caring,

♥ Dashing,

♥ Adorable,

♥ Marveellous,

♥ Attractive,

♥ Friendly,

♥ Lovely.

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Thanks For Be Friend ........

Always Be My Friend .........

Take Care Dear ..............

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CERTIFICATE

****** TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN *******

*This is to certify that You Are Decent n Sweet *

******* Cute, Caring and Naughty ********

Fun Loving ,Sensitive, Simple, Sincere ,Good Listener & Always Helping, Trust Worthy, Honest,

well Simply the Best.

(¨`•.•´¨) Always

`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep

(¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ Smiling!

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TAKE CARE

GOD BLESS

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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!

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LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP

　　♥　　 ♥A Always Funny

♥　　 ♥B Beautiful Personality

　　 ♥　　 ♥C Common Interests

♥　 ♥D Delightfully Entertaining 　　　　　　

　.((`“-“`““-“““))E Exciting Person

　-)　　　　　　(　F Fashionable

　/　-“(o _ o)　\\G Good Taste

　\\　　-( 0 )　　/　 “H Happy Times Together

__“-....._“=“_...-“__　I Intelligent Pers on

/`;♥“♥“♥　♥“♥“♥;`\\J Jolly Laughter

\\_))　　““♥““　　((_/K Kind

♥.　　　　　　　-.♥L Listens Well

-“♥.　　　♥　　-.♥“　M Makes Jokes

-/-“♥.　　　　♥“-\\N Never Mean or Cruel

_\\__\\“♥.　.♥“/_/_O Original

(((___)_“♥“_(___))) P People Person

　 ♥　　 ♥Q Quality Time

　　　 ♥　 ♥R Real Person

　 ♥　　　 ♥S Secret Keeper

♥　　 ♥T Terrific Sense of Humor

　　 ♥　　♥U Understanding

　 ♥　　 ♥ V Very Special

　　 ♥　♥W Works Hard

♥　 ♥X Xciting Person

　 ♥　 ♥Y You are The Best

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a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej..

a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..

thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...

COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY

COMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDY

COMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY

{send a scrap.>send a scrap.>send a scrap.>}

IN THE ORKUT.. ALL OVER INDIA...

WE ARE THE BHAI..

orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..

koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..

orkut-orkut chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..

koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..

thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..

a ganpat ganpat...

a ganpat chal... scrap bhej...

{PAN YE GANPAT KOUN HAI......?}

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Bruce Lee's Profile

1. Favorite vegetable

* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch

* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?

* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?

* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast

* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival

* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress

* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music

* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?

* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?

* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?

* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station

* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?

* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?

* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?

* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet

* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime

* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place

* Na Lee

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SMILE EVER.......

UDAS NEVER.....

SPEAK EVER.....

GUMSUM NEVER.....

SHARE EVER......

HIDE NEVER.....

CARE EVER......

LEAVE NEVER.....

THINK ME EVER.....

FORGET ME NEVER.....

SOOOOOO THAT WE CAN BE

FRIENDS FOREVER

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Friendship is always a sweet responsibilty, never an oppourtunity."

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Smile a while and while you smile,

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smile another smile and soon there will be miles

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and miles of smile just because you smiled,

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i wish your day is full of SMILE

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