value added PJs

Boy:mere sath chalogi!
Girl:Kidhar?
Boy:Ap jidhar bole udhar
Girl:thik he, shopping chalte he
Boy:Kasam se DIDI apse majak Karna bi guna he 
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Boy1: Dude i got a new car, a laptop and a mobile.

Boy2: Cool brother, what does your father do?






Boy1: He sells ONIONS.!  
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Aasman me tum, pani me tum, zameen pe tum, hawa me tum, jaha jao waha tum. Wo dettol wali aunty sahi kehati hai 'Kitanu har jaga hota hai' 
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If u Regularly msg ur frnds,U Won't Gt any Response.Bt if U msg thm frm Unknown No.Evry1 vl Respond
Ppl hv time 4 Unknown bt not known  
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Latest Q:
Mere paas facebook hai, orkut hai, twitter hai....
tere paas kya hai..?

smart answer:


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mere paas "aur B Kaam hai" 
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There Is Always Another Chance For Everything In Life,

But There Is No Chance Of Another Life,

Value Life & Enjoy Life.
  

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Sardar:ye TV ka rate Kya hai?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs
Sardar:why anythin Special?
Sal:Light chali gayi to Automatic off ho Jayega
S:oho,pack it 
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Anything that happens is for a good reason
& Anything that doesnt happen is only for very good reason
Trust these words U'll love ur life  
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Small sentence with lot of meaning:

"Every human in d world is blind 2 their own faults." 
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Rajnikant was playing CHESS..
He moved his QUEEN
near 2 his ROOK..
NEXT DAY'S HEADLINE NEWS
STATUE OF LIBERTY found near 2 QUTUB MINAR  
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How do frnz help us in problems??
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Dey giv d most stupid suggestns dat wil make us laugh and forget the prblm..:-)  
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When unexpected situations come in front of U, what does it mean?
It means that U are moving ahead faster than U expected... 
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Many Crushes n Flirts r bettr den one True Love.Coz Monopoly is always damaging & Competition always improv efficiency.Pure Economics Theory  
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The most active person in the world -1 who inventd alarm.

The laziest person in the world - 1 who invented snooze in alarm

Be lazy & njoy