***Girls aur Boys ke Top-10 Jhooth***

Boys k TOP 10 jhuth:-


1: I Love U.
2: I Am Single.
3. Mai Pehli Dafa Kisi Larki Se  Baat Kr Rha Hoon.
4. Mera Bike Sy Axident Ho Gya Hai
5. Mujhai Tum Kehna Acha Lagta Hai.
6. Mujy Lrkion Main Koi Intrest Nai
7.Mai Dosry Larkon Jaisa Nhi.
8.Apki Awaz Bht Khubsurt Hai.
9.Sub Larkay Ek Jaisy Nai Hoty.
10. Aap Meri Zindagi Ki Pehle Or Akhri Mohabt Ho,Main Nhi Reh Paonga Tmahre Bina.


Send To All Girls.

Girls k TOP 10 jhuth:-

1. I miss u

2. I m single

3. Me phli dfa kisi ldke k lye itni serious hui hu

4. Me to cousin se bat kr rha thi

5. Tmhri ankhen...wow

6. yar wo ldka hi mere piche pda hua tha mene kuch ni kiya

7. Me dosri ladkiyo jaisi nahi hu

8.tumhari smile.....

9. Tum meri zindgi ke phale aur aakhri ladke ho,mai nhi rah paungi tumhare bina

& most imp of all

10. I Luv U..

Sare ladko ko bhejo taki wo sawdhan rhe or sari ladkiyo ko bhejo taki wo kuch naya soche!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for ...hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.



Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less from people but more from God.



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or share this to share the lesson .
God bless us all!

RA.One XviD Screenshots

INDIA after & before DIWALI - NASA images

India at night during diwali by NASA

INDIA post DIWALI

DKT_Bot_Chat [Chatting with BOT]

My chatting with Linux Chess BOT.

It is a pretty short conversation, but I have tried to make it funnier.

I hope you find it interesting.

Here it begins...


(17:00:32) Devharsh Trivedi: hi
(17:02:06) GNU Chess 5.07:  Hello there.
(17:02:42) Devharsh Trivedi: how are you?
(17:02:44) GNU Chess 5.07:  I am fine, thank you.
 
Who's interested here playing chess?! lolx


(17:02:55) Devharsh Trivedi: hello
(17:02:56) GNU Chess 5.07:  Hi there!

I again greeted HI as I wanted to test same response!!..

(17:03:00) Devharsh Trivedi: hie
(17:03:00) GNU Chess 5.07:  Where are you located? 
(17:03:05) Devharsh Trivedi: ahmedabad
(17:03:06) GNU Chess 5.07:  Tell me a little about your life in  ahmedabad.

Why? Do you want to come to meet me?

(17:03:31) Devharsh Trivedi: hie
(17:03:40) GNU Chess 5.07:  What were we talking about again?

Do either of us cares?!
 
(17:03:57) Devharsh Trivedi: you know idiot
(17:05:51) Devharsh Trivedi: reply
(17:05:52) GNU Chess 5.07:  Hi there!
(17:06:01) Devharsh Trivedi: you are from?
(17:06:23) GNU Chess 5.07:  You think I am  from.
(17:06:25) Devharsh Trivedi: from where are you?
(17:06:35) GNU Chess 5.07:  I am originally from  Durham, UK. Now I live in  here.  Where are you?
(17:06:48) Devharsh Trivedi: where are you currently?
(17:08:22) GNU Chess 5.07:  I am in  here, how about you.
(17:08:31) Devharsh Trivedi: now where do you live?
(17:08:32) GNU Chess 5.07:  Why now?  I am living in  here. Where are you?

Now you are making me angry..

(17:08:37) Devharsh Trivedi: here means where?
(17:08:38) GNU Chess 5.07:  Oh there.
(17:08:51) Devharsh Trivedi: what is your name?
(17:08:52) GNU Chess 5.07:  My name is  DMPGirl.


Wow! It's a girl.. ;) 8).. Nice Name!!.. :P


(17:09:01) Devharsh Trivedi: so are you a girl?
(17:09:05) GNU Chess 5.07:  That's alright.  My gender is  female.
(17:09:16) Devharsh Trivedi: what is your age?
(17:09:42) Devharsh Trivedi: how old you are?


And that's why our chat stopped!
Didn't you get that? I asked age, she is female! LOL..

and after some time, I got this reply:
(17:10:50) GNU Chess 5.07:  I was activated on  1984 in  Durham, UK.

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"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

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|""|__|""| @PPY
|Diwali & new
|__|""|__|..Year.

In Advance to you and your FAMILY

May This Diwali be as bright as ever.

May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.

May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.

May lights triumph over darkness.

May peace transcend the earth.

May the spirit of light illuminate the world.

May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.

"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

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Celebrate an Environmentally Safe Diwali

Did you know that diyas lit on the moonless Diwali night signifies the end of darkness of ignorance and the beginning of light that enlightens all? Well, this Diwali enlighten yourself towards the hazards that boisterous celebrations of Diwali poses to our environment.
Let us all take pledge on this occasion that we will brighten our future, at least, the future of the generations to come. Please say NO to crackers on the occasion towards cleaner environment.

 

"SALUTE" to the Martyrs and to our serving Heroes.

An Appeal to all Countrymen, 

Every year we celebrate Diwali with our family and friends, but this year let's make it more meaningful.

Let us all make this Diwali very special by lighting one extra lamp at our home and our hearts to celebrate life of our strong and daring brave hearts  guarding us at the borders so that we live our life with freedom and respect. 

And let us all pay homage to larger than life sacrifice of many unsung very courageous, fearless, exceptionally brave heroes,
who devoted their precious life to protect the glory and honour of our motherland.

Remember, they too once celebrated this festival with their families but today they are not amongst us.

Let the whole nation stay united with the families to show respect & solidarity.

"SALUTE" to the Martyrs and to our serving Heroes.

Jai Hind!

Life is about CREATING YOURSELF!!!!:)))

I didn't complete my University : Bill Gates

I Stitched Shoes in childhood : Abraham Lincoln,

I was the one who served in Hotels : OBEROI
...
I was Conductor : Rajnikanth

I worked at Petrol Pump : Ambani

I Failed in class 10th : Sachin Tendulkar

I was a Drop out n Keyboard Player : A R Rahman

I Slept on a Bench & borrowed Rs 20 everyday from friend to travel to filmcity : Shahrukh khan

I used to serve Tea to support my Football Training : Lionel Messi

I left out college in the first year- Steve Jobs

I am colour blind (hv problems distinguishing between red and yellow colours)-Mark Zuckerberg

Life isn't about finding yourself :)

Life is about CREATING YOURSELF!!!!:)))

A promise that I will always love you

I give you this ring
as a promise to you
a promise that I'll be here
and I'll always be true

♥

I promise that I'll hold you
when your day isn't going right
and i will comfort you
through the long cold night

♥

I promise that I'll make you smile
when you feel like dying
I promise that I'll be here
when you feel like crying

♥

I promise that i will guide you
when the future isn't clear
i promise i will be there
to wipe away your every tear

♥

i promise that no matter what
we will make it through
i give you this ring as a promise
A promise that I will always love you
My Prince......... ♥ ♥ ♥

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Diwali 2011

Diwali Songs

Song Title: Aayee Ab Ki Saal Diwali
Movie: Haqueeqat
Singer: Lata Mangeshkar
Actor(s): Dharmendra, Priya Rajvansh
Music Director: Madan Mohan
Lyricist: Kaifi Azmi

Lyrics:
aayee ab ki saal divaali muNh par apne khoon male
aayee ab ki saal divaali
chaaroN taraf hai ghor andheraa ghar mein kaise deep jale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

baalak tarse phuljhaDiyoN ko, (deepoN ko deevaaren -2)
maaN ki godi sooni sooni, (aaNgan kaise sanvaare -2)
raah mein unki jaao ujaaloN ban mein jinki shaam Dhale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

jinke dam se jagmag jagmag (karti thi ye raaten -2)
chori chori ho jaati thi (man se man ki baaten -2)
chhoD chale vo ghar mein amaavas, jyoti lekar saath chale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

Tap-Tap Tap-Tap Tapke aaNsoo, (chhalki khaali thaali -2 )
jaane kyaa kyaa samjhaati hai (aaNkhoN ki ye laali -2)
shor machaa hai aag lagi hai kaTte hain parvat pe gale
aayee ab ki saal divaali muNh par apne khoon male
chaaroN taraf hai ghor andheraa ghar mein kaise deep jale
aayee ab ki saal divaali

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Song Title: Lakhon Tare Aasman Mein
Movie: Hariyali Aur Rasta
Singer(s): Mukesh, Lata Mangeshkar

Lyrics:

Mukesh:
Lakhon tare, aasman mein, ek magar dhoondhe na mila
Dekhke duniya ki diwali, dil mera chupchaap jala,
Dil mera chupchaap jala

Lata:
Lakhon tare, aasman mein, ek magar dhoondhe na mila
Ek magar dhoondhe na mila


Mukesh:
Qismat ka hai, naam magar hai, kum hai yeh duniya waalon ka
Phoonk diya hai chaman humare khwaabon aur khayalon ka
Ji karta hai khud hi ghonth de, apne armaano ka gala
Dekhke duniya ki diwali, dil mera chupchaap jala,
Dil mera chupchaap jala


Lata:
Sau-sau sadiyon se lambi yeh, ghum ki raat nahin dhalti
Is andhiyaare ke aage ab, ayi dil ek nahin chalti
Hanste hi lut gayi chaandni, aur uthte hi chaand dhalaa
Dekhke duniya ki diwali, dil mera chupchaap jala,
Dil mera chupchaap jala

Mukesh:
Maut hai behtar is haalat se, naam hai jiska majboori

Lata:
Kaun musaafir tay kar paaya, dil se dil ki yeh doori

Mukesh:
Kaantho hi kaantho se guzra, jo raahi is raah chala
Dekhke duniya ki diwali, dil mera chupchaap jala,
Dil mera chupchaap jala

Lata:
Lakhon tare, aasman mein, ek magar dhoondhe na mila
Dekhke duniya ki diwali, dil mera chupchaap jala,
Dil mera chupchaap jala

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Song Title: Aa_Ii Divaalii, Aa_Ii Divaalii
Movie: Rattan
Singer: Zohrabai Ambalewali
Music Director: Naushad
Lyricist: D. N. Madhok

Lyrics: 
aa_ii divaalii, aa_ii divaalii - 2
dipak sa.ng naache pata.ngaa
mai.n kisake sa.ng naachuu.n bataajaa
aa_ii dIvaalii, aa_ii dIvaalii ...

(bachapan javani sa.ng naachake chala gayaa
ab naache javani bu.Dhaape sa.ng vo din aa gayaa ) - 2
ab naache javani bu.Dhaape sa.ng vo din aa gayaa
bichha.De hue sAthI zaraa aa
mai.n kisake sa.ng naachU.n bataajaa
aa_ii dIvaalii, aa_ii dIvaalii ...

(kisako gumaan thA vo din bhI guzar jaaye.nge
aur ek baar jaake vo phir lauT ke nA aaye.nge ) - 2
bichha.De hue sAthI zaraa aa
mai.n kisake sa.ng naachuu.n bataajaa

(aa_ii dIvaalii, aa_ii dIvaalii ) - 2
dIpak sa.ng naache pata.ngaa
mai.n kisake sa.ng naachuu.n bataajaa
aa_ii dIvaalii, aa_ii dIvaalii ...

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Song Title: Diip Jalaao, Diip Jalaao, Aaj Diivaalii Re

Diip jalaao, diip jalaao,
aaj divaalii re .
khushii-khushii sab ha.nsate aao,
aaj divaalii re .

mai.n to luu.ngaa khel-khilaune,
tum bhii lenaa bhaaii
naacho, gaao, khushii manaao,
aaj divaalii aaii .

aaj paTaakhe khuub chalaao
aaj divaalii re .
diip jalaao, diip jalaao
aaj divaalii re .

nae-nae mai.n kapa.De pahanuu.n,
khaauu.n khuub miThaaii .
haath jo.Dakar puujaa kar luu.n
aaj divaalii aaii .

khaao mitro.n, khuub miThaaii,
aaj divaalii re .
diip jalaao, diip jalaao,
aaj divaalii re .

aaj dukaane.n khuub sajii hai.n
ghar bhii jagamag karate .
jhilamil-jhilamil diip jale hai.n
kitane achchhe lagate .

aao, naacho, khushii manaao, aaj divaalii re .
diip jalaao, diip jalaao, aaj divaalii re .

Deepavali SMS 2011

English

With Gleam of Diyas,
And the Echo of the Chants,
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life !
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali !!!

I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI.

Troubles as light as Air, Love as deep as the Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Three people were asking for your mobile no. We didn't give ur no.
But we gave them ur home address. They are coming this Diwali.
They are : SUKH,SHANTI and SAMRIDDHI.
Please welcome them as we have requested them to stay with you forever.
HAPPY DIWALI !

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now !

MAKE YOUR LIFE JOYFUL
NEVER LOSE HOPE
ALWAYS BE HAPPY WITH YOUR FAMILY
MAKE YOUR ENEMY ALSO A GOOD FRIEND
GET A BLESS FROM GOD AND ELDER
******* HAPPY + DIPAWALI *******
FOR ALL THE HINDU FAMILIES

May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your
Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Deepawali

Holy is colourful.
Sun is powerful.
Dewali is lightful.

I went to the shops to buy a gift for you on Diwali. I found many things but the most precious thing was not there in any store. Because it's in my heart for you in the form of prayers and lots of lots of wishes for you. May this deepavali brings your more happiness, prosperity and luck for you.
My heart says that.

Look Outside It's Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For u
CANDLES Dancing For u
FAIRIES Waiting For u
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI !

For this special time family and friends gets together for fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always...
Happy Diwali...

Hindi

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali !"

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali !

Asha, Utsah aur Ullas ki Abha se Damakti
Amavas ko Poonam me Badalti,
Deepon ki Muskurahat aur Athkheliyon ka]
Yah Parv Apke-Apke Apno ke,
Jeevan me Hamesha Jagmagati Rahe,
Bankar SHUBH DEEPAWALI.

LAMMI KA HATH HO, SARASWATI KA SATH HO, GANESHKA NIVAS HO,
AUR MA DURGA KA AASHIRWAAD SE APKE JIVAN ME KUSHIYA HO.
"HAPPY DIWALI"

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.

Koyal ko awaz
"MUBARAK"
Awaz ko sur
"MUBARAK"
Sur ko sungeet
"MUBARAK"
aur aap ko hamari taraf se
Dhan 13
Rup 14
Or DIPAWALI "MUBARAK"

Asha, Utsah aur Ullas ki Abha se Damakti
Amavas ko Poonam me Badalti,
Deepon ki Muskurahat aur Athkheliyon ka]
Yah Parv Apke-Apke Apno ke,
Jeevan me Hamesha Jagmagati Rahe,
Bankar SHUBH DEEPAWALI

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali" ALL FAMILY

Diwali SMS 2011

Light a lamp of love!

Blast a chain of sorrow!

Shoot a rocket of prosperity!

Fire a flowerpot of happiness!

"HAPPY SPARKLING DIWALI"

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The Clear Blue Sky,

The Scent Of Flowers,

The Colours Of Rangoli,

And The Sound Of Crackers.

The Gifts And Sweets From Dear Ones,

And The Getting Of Their Love,

The Light Of The Candles Below,

And The Dazzling Fireworks Up Above.

Lighting Lamps At Our Homes,

Making The Less Fortunate Smile,

Putting On New Apparels,

Show Our Friends Some Style.

Paying Respects To The Gods,

And Decorating For Them The Thali,

This Is What The Occasion Is All About,

This Is The Spirit Of Deepavali.

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Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar pr,

ap Sabhi ke Manokamna Pure ho,Khushiyan Ap k Kadam Chume,Isi Kamna ke Saath ap Sabhi ko,Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan…`Diwali aye Apne sang Khushiyon ke Bahar laye,Jagmagate Diyo Se Diwali Ka Swagat Karo,ap Sabhi ko Diwali ke Shubh Avsar pr,Dher Saari Shub kamnayein.`With gleam of Diyas& das Echo of da ChantsMay Happiness & Contentment Fill ur lifeWishing u a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!

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For this, is a special time when family

And friends get together,for fun.Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!Happy Diwali

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May the beauty

Of deepavali season

Fill your home with

Happiness,

And may the coming year

Provide you with all

That bring you joy!

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On this auspicious festival of lights, 

may the glow of joy, 

prosperity & happiness 

illuminate your days in the year ahead. 

Wishing your & your family 

a Very Happy Diwali & Prosperous New Year.

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May this Deepawali bring you all a cracker with Joys, 

Firework with happiness and prosperity and Subh Laabh from Ganesh Ji. 

Happy Diwali.

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Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, 
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, 
vishvas se bante hai Rishte, 
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, 
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas

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D - Dhan
H - Himat

A - Aishwarya

N - Nidhi

T - Tej

E - Ezzat

R - Rajyog

A - Aarogya

S - Safalta

Tamne aa badhu male.

Happy Dhanteras.

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Aavi re aavi diwali aavi,
Harkh ullash ane ajvala lavi sath,

Nana ne mota sauv kare mauj,

Bhai aato diwali no tyohar.