- A new element called woman
- A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend.
- Element : Woman
- Symbol : Wo
- Discoverer : Adam Eden Garden
- Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg.
- Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
- Surface usually covered with thin painted film
- Boils at room Temperature
- Freezes without any known reason
- Melts if given special treatment
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Sweeter under certain conditions
- Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore
- Ductile if molded properly
- Yields to pressure under tender touches
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
- Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
- Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
- Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
- Can be a great aid to relaxation
- Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
AVAILABILITY:
- Available in wide different forms and varieties
- Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
- Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
- !!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS
