Top 10 3DS Games of 2011

1. LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME 3D
2. METAL GEAR SOLID: SNAKE EATER 3D
3. RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS
4. KID ICARUS: UPRISING
5. KINGDOM HEARTS 3D
6. ASSASSIN'S CREED: LOST LEGACY
7. MARIO KART 3D
8. MADDEN NFL 2012
9. STAR FOX 3D
10. RESIDENT EVIL: THE MERCENARIES 3D

Top 10 Xbox 360 Games of 2011

1. MASS EFFECT 3
2. BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY
3. PORTAL 2
4. ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
5. RAGE
6. DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION
7. CHILD OF EDEN
8. L.A. NOIRE
9. DEAD SPACE 2
10. GEARS OF WAR 3

Top 10 PS3 Games of 2011

1. UNCHARTED 3
2. MASS EFFECT 3
3. LITTLE BIG PLANET 2
4. RESISTANCE 3
5. INFAMOUS 2
6. DEAD SPACE 2
7. KILLZONE 3
8. THE LAST GUARDIAN
9. RAGE
10. BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY

Top 10 PC Games of 2011

1. THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM
2. MASS EFFECT 3
3. RAGE
4. PORTAL 2
   
5. DRAGON AGE II
6. STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC
7. DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION
8. THE WITCHER 2: ASSASSINS OF KINGS
9. SHOGUN 2: TOTAL WAR
10. CRYSIS 2

Osama Bin Laden SMS Jokes

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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."

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After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama
is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in English, in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the
letter and it appeared to contain a real strange,
perhaps coded message: *370HSSV-0773H*

Bush was baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to
NASA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually
asked Britain's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White
House: "Tell the President he's holding the message
upside down."

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2003:
Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.
2005:
Osama killed, finally.
2011:
Obama announces; Osama killed.
What’s next ??..
2016 ??
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Baksh do yaar.
Itni baar tou Star Plus walay bhi nahi marty.

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Breaking News..!

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Osama Bin Laden Called Obama
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And
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Said "I Love The Way U Lie".. 

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Wonderful work of OBAMA by killing OSAMA.

OBAMA is lucky, because he is not a GUJARATI. Otherwise, he would be facing a FAKE ENCOUNTER CASE.

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Osama Bin Laden goes to a psychic who says “You will die on an American holiday” Needless to say Bin Laden is shocked.

“Which one?” he asks.

“Doesn’t matter”, say the psychic. “Whatever day you die will become an American holiday.”

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Breaking News: Osama Bin Laden Killed In Pakistan.

Other News: Rajinikanth Just returned From his Holidays In Pakistan

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Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.

One Guy Asked: What are you planning?

Cameron: Planning World War-3

Guy: Really? Whats going to happen…?

Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.

Guy: Katrina Kaif? Why do you want to kill Katrina?

Cameron turns to Obama and says: See, i had told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.

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Que: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

Ans: Nothing, yet.

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Once Rajnikanth taught a kid How to play COUNTER STRIKE

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Now that kid is known as OSAMA BIN LADEN

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Once Osama Bin Ladan And Karina Kapoor met.

Osama: Hows Life?

Karina: Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum... And Howz yours?

Osama: Kabhi Goli Kabhi Bum...

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Tension on facebook: 

Obama updates his fb status 

LADEN IS KILLED; JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE. 

after sum time he gets notficason. 

Osama Bin Laden Likes your status!

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cid blockbuster:
osama ka aatank"america pe chhaya tha

osama ka aatank"america pe chhaya tha

daya iska matlab"khooni balcony se aaya tha. 

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osama's son was weak in maths, 

so osama hired personal tutor 4 him.

tchr: hw'll u divide 4 apples among 5 people?


son: kill the extra man

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a dosto....... wafa se kabi pyar na karna,


q?


q ki bemaut maare jaoge.



q mare jaoge?



q ki



wafa



osama bin laden"ki beti h 

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point proved:
no one is safe in pakistan...
not even "osama bin laden"
every1 is safe in hindustan,
evn "ajmal kasab"
(atithi devo bhava) 

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rajinikanth was teaching
his grandson
to use a gun from chennai
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bin laden died in pakistan..! 

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obama is tensioned, he got a notification from facebook
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osama bin laden accepted your frnd request. 

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Osama would have been alive for 100 years,
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Agar woh Kasab ke saath India aa jata! :)

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10 REASONS WHY OSAMA GOT KILLED!!!

1. Manmohan Singh is not President of US.
2. Barack Obama doesn’t take permission from Sonia ji.
3. He was not hiding in India. Our system is unable to find a Chief Minister in own country, can you expect them to find Osama.
4. He didn’t surrender himself to Indian government. This government is not able to give death sentence to already arrested and proven guilty Ajmal Kasab and Afzal Guru after years. Osama could have spent a lifetime here at our expense and at 7 star comfort..
5. CBI was not incharge of investigation and operation. They are busy in saving Kalmadi ,Raja, Kanimozi, Balwa etc.
6. Amar Singh didn’t leak the tape of Obama’s phone, neither talked to Jayaprada at night on this.
7. In Pakistan, he was not in minority community, so no human right activist and secular journalist came to save him, bechara Padgaonkar, Mahesh Bhatt, Shabana Azmi, Arundhoti Roy etc.etc.
8. He didn’t meet Ekta Kapoor. She could have given him tips to be alive again.
9. He didn’t request Rajnikant to save him.
10. Last but not the least. He trusted Pakistan. But our Manmohan Singh loves to trust Pakistan.

Thought of the day: No one is safe in Pakistan.....not even Osama Bin Laden. Everyone is safe in India......even Ajmal Kasab & all the political thieves, rogue babus, businessmen. Wonder how India survives - even flourishes.

How to Remove Scratches from a CD / DVD

Instructions

1. Use banana. Take a ripe banana, peel it, and break off a small piece from the fleshy part. Hold the CD with the scratched surface facing upwards on one hand and with the other hand start wiping the banana in a gentle circular motion for about a minute. Get a clean cotton cloth and wipe the residue off. Spray the CD with a glass cleaner and wipe again until the surface shines.
2. Use toothpaste with baking soda. Squeeze a liberal amount of toothpaste onto the scratch CD and spread all over where the scratches are found. Wash off with warm water to remove any residue. Wipe off to dry. Make sure to wipe from the center of the disc to the rim in a straight line to prevent data loss.
3. Use chocolate. Melt a piece of chocolate and rub on the CD's scratched surface. You can also use chocolate syrup as alternative. Let it sit for 5 minutes before rinsing with warm water. Gently wipe the surface with a soft cotton cloth to dry.
4. Use ketchup. Squeeze a small amount of ketchup onto the CD. Rub the mixture in small circles to cover the entire surface of the disc. The acidity in the ketchup will buffer out any scratches and dissolve oils and other grimes. Rinse off the disc with warm water then wipe off with a cotton cloth.
5. Use Vaseline or liquid car wax. Apply a small amount of the product from the center of the CD to the edges. This gives the disc an oil coat, thus temporarily fixing its outer layer. After application, wipe off any excess residue with a soft cotton cloth.
6. Invest in a CD cleaner. It comes with a complete cleaning solution and a cleaning case with a built-in CD scrubber. There are different types of options you can choose from. Whichever type of CD cleaners you use, these devices are built to get rid of deep scratches from your CD.

What Mythbusters says:

Can we unlock a car door with a tennis ball?

Unlock car with tennis ball

Discovery Says 'No,you can't!'