There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers

There Are 20 Types Of Facebookers:

1. Over Photo Editors
2. Extremely Frequent Status Updaters
3. Page Likers
4. Attention Seekers
5. Wall Posters
6. Farmvillers
7. Cars For Profile Picturers
8. Depressing Status Updaters
9. Spammers
10. Swearers
11. Constant Status Likers
12. Stalkers
13. Fake Relationship Statusers
14. Inboxers
15. Chatters
16. Pokers
17. Guys Who Take Photos In Mirrors
18. People Who Cant Spell
19. Song Lyrics For Status Makers
20. Over reactors

Who Are You ... ?

ZINDAGI KIS MOD PE......

zindagi ye kis mod par le aayi hai...
na koi sacha dost na saathi hai
har ladki ka hai boyfrnd....har ladke ne GF paayi hai..
kuch dino k hai ye riste...fir wahi ruswai hai

ghar jaana HOMESICKNESS kehlata hai...
par GF se milne ka time roz mil jaata hai..
kai dino se nahi pucha dosto ka haal..
par GF k pal pal ki khabar paayi hai..
zindagi ye kis mod par le aayi hai...

kabhi khuli hawa me ghumte the..
ab AC ki aadat lag gayi hai...
dhup humse sehen nahi hoti..
har koi deta yahi duhai hai..


mehnat k kaam hum karte nahi..
isliye GYM ki naubat aayi hai..
MC DONALDS, PIZZA HUT jaane lage...
daal-roti to mushkil se khai hai...
zindagi ye kis mod par le aayi hai...

WORK RELATION humne badaye…
par dosto ki sankhya ghatai hai
PROFESSIONAL me ki hai taraaki…
par SOCIAL ne muh ki khayi hai..
zindagi ye kis mod par le aayi hai...
ye zindagi ye kis mod par le aayi hai...

Technical Super Poem

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain... 


Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye... 


Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif 


Aesa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space.



Abhi Abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chalu
Apne  dil ki HARD DISK me aur kitni file daalun


apne chehre se wo ruswai ki ERROR to hato...
ae jaaneman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao..

wo to hum hain jo aapki chahat is dil me rahte hain,
warna aap jaise kitne SOFTWARES bazaar me milte hain.. 


roz raat aap mere sapno me aate ho..
mere pyaar ko MOUSE bana ke ungliyo par naachte ho 


tere pyaar ka EMAIL mere dil ko bhata hai..
lekin beech me tere baap ka VIRUS aata hai...

aap k kayi nakhre mere dil par bang ho gaye..
isiliye do PC judte - judte HANG ho gaye...

aap jaiso k liye to apne dil ko CUT kiya karte hain..
wana baaki k liye to COPY PASTE kiya karte hain..

aapka chalna..wo hasne ka style..
aapki adao ki humne SAVE kar li hai FILE...

aur ladkiya sundr hain...lonely hain..
par problem ye hai ki sab READ ONLY hain....

MERI MAA....... [engineering poem]

Main kabhi batlata nahi...par SEMESTER se darta hun mai maa...!

yun to main dikhlata nahi...GRADES ki parwah karta hun main maa..!

tujhe sab hai pata meri maa..!!

kitaabo me...yun na chorro mujhe...

CHAPTER k naam na batla paun mai maa...!

hai bhi to...itne saare ye..

yaad bhi ab aa na paaye maa...!

kya itna bewkoof hun mai maa..! 

jab bhi kabhi...INVIGILATOR mujhe...

jo gaur se....ghurta hain na maa..!!

meri nazar...dhunde Q.PAPER...

sochu koi to sawall ban jaaye naa..

tujhe sab hai pata meri maa..!! 

sab se mein....yeh kehta nahi...bagal waale se tepta hun main maa..!!

chehre pe...aane deta nahi...dil hi dil ghabrata hun main maa..!! 

tujhe sab hai pata meri maa..!! 

Main kabhi batlata nahi...par SEMESTER se darta hun mai maa...!

yun to main dikhlata nahi...GRADES ki parwah karta hun main maa..!

tujhe sab hai pata meri maa..!!

tujhe sab hai pata hain na maa..!!

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