Sada Haq Ethe Rakh.. ;)

Teacher- Homework kyu nhi kia ?
Student- Sir, fever tha.
Teacher- Beta sach btao mai kuch nhi kahunga.
Student- Sir TV dekh rha tha aur mood nhi tha. . .
Teacher- *slaps* batameez aise muh pe jawab dega sir ko..?
... aise kaise TV dekh rha tha. . . . .
niyam k mutabik pehle homework krna chahiye tha :/

Student-
kyu sach ka sabak sikhaye!
jab sab sunn bhi na paye!
Sach koi bole toh tu!
Niyam kanoon bataye!
Tera darr...
Tera pyaar...
Teri wah...
Tu hi rakh. . .
rakh sale..! :D :P
Sada Haq Ethe Rakh.. ;)