HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

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Scenario 1 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI.

Scenario 2 :
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 3 :
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI.

Scenario 4 :
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall.
That's AHEMDABAD.

Scenario 5 :
Two guys fighting and a third guy comes along then a forth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA.

Scenario 6 :
Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else ."
That's KERALA.

Scenario 7 :
Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends.
You are at GOA.

Last Scenario :
Two guys fighting.
Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are definitely in UTTAR PRADESH.

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