INSECT IN THE BEER

Englishman

Throws his mug and walks out.

 

American

Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.

Chinese

Eats the insect, throws the beer away.

Israeli

Asks for a refund, sells the insect to the China-man and drinks the beer.

Indian

Sells the insect to the China-man and the beer to the American n gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani

Accuses the Israeli and the Indian of putting the insect into his beer relates the whole incident to Kashmir asks the China-man for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.