Tuesday, January 24, 2012

THIS ONE IS FOR BOYZ......

 If v treat her nice she says
“yaar mujhe line de raha
hai”
If v dont she says “kitna
akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna
chahta hai”
If v dont she says “tasteless
hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says
“ziddihai” If v sit quietly she says
“dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose
her brain as u r insulting
her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says
“is ka to pehle se hi 2,3
ladkiyon ka saath chakkar
hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob
she says ” u r not honest 2
me”
If u do tell to her she says
“u r a problem child” If v scold her she says “you
act like a grandpa giving
lecture”
If she scolds us she says
“Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “Shedoes not trust u
any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan
main majboor thi….
ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke bhi chup chap rehte
hai....
 

From the internet

 "I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this:

"You see this water carefully contained on my hand?" It symbolizes Love. "This was how I saw it. As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds."

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love...they try to posses it, they demand, they expect... 'n just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retrieve from you.

For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature.
If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

• Give and don't expect.
• Advise, but don't order.
• Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love.
To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring."

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away.....

Life is beautiful, Live it !!!

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you (without you having to plead and beg), its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be."..!!!

When we honestly ask ourselves

When we honestly ask ourselves
which person in our lives means the most us,
we often find that it is those who,
instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures,
have chosen rather to share our pain and
touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand.
The friend who can be silent with us
in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing, not curing,
not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness,
that is a friend who cares.

The Most difficult tasks for students

The Most difficult tasks for students :

1) Waiting for the lecture to end
2) Stop laughing at teacher...:D
3) Controlling sleep in class
4) Attending class without bunking :P
5) Studying
6) All of the above
7) To behave like a student :E
8) To reach class before attendance :-l
9) To bear a dumb teacher :/
10) To tackle crazy teachers..! xD
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99 Facts that guys should know about girls!

 1. Girls don't always know what they want.

2. When girls look at guys and just smile, they like you.

3. Girls always think that they could look better, so guys should inform them of their beauty.

4. Girls joke with the guys they like a lot.

5. Girls try to hint at what they want from guys, they don't like to say it.

6. A guys girlfriend wants to be the only hand that he wants to hold.

7. If girls flirt with their guy friends in front of their boyfriends, it usually doesn't mean anything except that they've been friends with that guy longer then you have been their boyfriend. Don't get offended.

8. If a girl wants to meet a guys family, let them. It means they care.

9. When a girl will ditch her friends to hang out with a guy, its a big deal.

10. Girls don't like to like guys that aren't over their ex-girlfriends.

11. Girls don't like to talk about ex's.

12. If you call a girl "Hot" it doesn't mean anything.

13. When a girl doesn't feel good, she doesn't talk much.

14. If a girl is mad at her boyfriend, she doesn't want to say anything about it, she just wishes he'd know.

15. When girls don't want to talk about their ex-boyfriend, shes probably not completely over him.

16. If a girl will sit by her boyfriend's friends, she really cares about him.

17. If a girl says she likes a guy, she does.

18. All a girl wants is to be loved.

19. Girls love to cuddle!

20. If a girl will be a guys girlfriend, she really likes him.

21. All girls flirt, some don't mean it.

22. Most girls will be just like their moms, even if they don't want to.

23. The girl who will hug her boyfriend in front of a group of good looking guys is a keeper.

24. If a girl likes a certain item of clothing that her boyfriend wears, he should wear it more.

25. When girls write guys notes, that guy should keep them.

26. If a guy remembers something important to a girl that she said and he brings it up later, it makes that girls feel special.

27. Girls want a guy to prove that there not all the same.

28. If a girl admits that she misses a guy, she really does.

29. Girls hesitate to fall in love because they always assume they'll get hurt. Prove to your girl you won't hurt her.

30. If a girl is real, when a guy gives her the key to his heart, she won't drop it down the drain.

31. Girls love it when guys say sweet things in front of their friends, but understand if they don't.

32. If a girl tells a guy she was talking about him with her friends, its always about something good.

33. When you feel a girl smile while shes kissing a guy, it means shes thinking about how great he is.

34. Sometimes, girls test guys to see how they'll react.

35. If a guy knows a girl isn't over her ex-boyfriend, don't call her out on it, show her how much better you are.

36. When a girl cries in front of her boyfriend, she loves him.

37. Girls like to play with guys hair.

38. If a girl really wants to be with a guy, she'll make sure it happens.

39. Girls will defend the guy they're with to anyone.

40. If a girl is still in love with someone else, they will never say anything bad about them.

41. When a girl slow dances with her boyfriend in the kitchen, with no music on, thats when he knows shes in love with him.

42. Guys: if you see your girl looking at you from across the room, she can't stop thinking about you.

43. Girls are tricky.

44. Girls are more observant then guys think.

45. When a girl remembers the smell of a certain guy, she likes him.

46. When you meet your girlfriends mom and she says shes heard a lot about you, trust her.

47. If you notice that a girl smiles the second she sees a guy, thats when the guy should know that shes crazy about him.

48. If a girl lays her head on her guys chest and just listens to his heartbeat, she listening to see if it will tell her what hes thinking.

49. When a girl says she cares, its true.

50. Girls think too much.

51. When girls say nothing is wrong, shes lieing. Everything is wrong.

52. If a girl's heart has been shattered, she'll be hesitant to talk about her problems to a guy at first.

53. Guys have to make girls trust them before a girl will.

54. If a girl dumps a guy because she thinks she can't make him happiest, that's love.

55. Girls hate guys who use girls.

56. Girls think that the nicest thing a guy can do is call her beautiful instead of "hot".

57. Girls love it when guys say they love something about them, like their smile.

58. Many girls are spontaneous. Treasure them.

59. If a guy thinks his girlfriend is always fun to be with, she thinks the same about him.

60. Don't assume things about girls.

61. If a girl wants you to be with her, you'll know it.

62. If you break a girls heart, she'll never be the same.

63. When a girl holds a guys hand, she never wants to let it go.

64. Never underestimate the feelings a girl has for her boyfriend.

65. If a girl really loves you, she won't be able to see anything bad about you.

66. Girls are super vulnerable.

67. If a girl thinks you'll judge her for something, she'll never open up to you fully.

68. When a girl tells you about things she loves, like staring at stars or listening to the rain, shes falling for you.

69. Girls adore guys who don't only think about sex.

70. It hurts girls to dump guys.

71. If a girl really cares about a guy, you can see it in her eyes.

72. Girls can flirt with every guy around, but at the end of the day, she'll be watching the sun set with the one she truly loves.

73. If a girl tells you a secret, don't ever let it go.

74. When girls hear about their boyfriend bragging about the little things, like watching tv together, it makes them appreciate him more.

75. Girls hate it when guys ignore them.

76. Girls never touch guys by accident.

77. If she says she loves you, its true.

78. When a girl asks a guy what their thinking, they really do care.

79. Some girls think that acting dumb will get guys to like them. Those girls are sluts.

80. If a girl plays with her hair a lot around a guy, he makes her nervous!

81. When a girl seems confident about something, shes really terrified.

82. Girls hate it when their guy friends make fun of their boyfriend.

83. Don't cheat on your girlfriend. She'll never forget it.

84. No matter how calm, cool, and collected a girl may seem, on the inside shes probably scared, nervous, and unsure.

85. If a girl hates someone, her boyfriend should probably not talk to them.

86. A good way to make a girl mad is not trust her when shes being honest.

87. Most girls only cry when there is a good reason.

88. Don't say "your crabby" to a girl.

89. Girls love to watch the sun set.

90. Treat your girl right, or someone else will.

91. If a girl laughs at a guys every joke, she likes him.

92. Girls have bad days too.

93. Girls know when a guy is lieing.

94. Girls are way too forgiving. Don't take advantage of it.

95. If a girl says your important to her, its true.

96. When girls hold their boyfriends tight, they never want to let that moment go.

97. Girls remember little things the most.

98. When a girl is being serious, listen to her.

99. Girls love it when guys don't always want to make out. Sometimes just holding her hand and going on a walk means the most.

99 Facts About Guys That Girls Should Know

"99 Facts About Guys That Girls Should Know"...

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted
, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. !

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* It's a Girl world we live in *

 * It's a Girl world we live in *

If a girl laughs loudly its cheerful..
If a boy laughs loudly its manner less..

If girl talks sweetly she is charming..
If a boy talks sweetly he is flirt..

If a girl is shopping she is trendy..
If a boy is shopping he is wasting money..

If girl is silent feeling sad..
If a boy is silent he is being rude..

If a girl walks in a group its a group..
If a boy walks in a group its GANG...