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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Coconut Water

Coconut Water can be used as a Substitute for blood Plasma.

Coconut water (not the milk) is the purest liquid only second to water.

It is a very potent source of electrolytes and natural sugar.

It is also isotonic and its pH is also quite similar to human blood.

Sehwag's Highscores

It's 19 factor ;)

T20:= 119

ODI:= 219

Test:= 319

How many Likes for him /m\ :p

Dost nahi badalte

Duniya badal jati hai par Dost nahi badalte!!..

Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar

Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar is the online vegetables vendor in Ahmedabad. Here I am sharing this site with you because I feel it is an innovative concept.

Website: http://ahmedabadsabjibazaar.com/index.php?route=common/home

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ahmedabadsabjibazaar

Welcome to Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar

What is it that we all need - our basic need for survival? Food, of course!

Welcome to the world of fresh food. You may never enjoy fruits and vegetables as much as you would now. Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar is your local “sabji bazaar”.

Shop for fruits and vegetables online from now onwards, simply by clicking on to our website!

We are the 1st and only house for the best fruits and vegetables. Fruits and vegetables can be ordered from this website. Or simply call our helpline number 079-67776999.

We will make sure that you get all you need delivered to your door steps.

Home made food will now get more delicious than fast food or ‘bahar ka khana’. Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar will make sure that your little ones do not feed their appetite from the local ‘pani puri ki laari’ or your teenage daughter is not always in restaurants and food joints. Make healthy and tasty food by getting fresh fruits and vegetables from us.

We are more hygienic than your local vegetable vendor. You won’t have to argue for unfair prices. Our prices will always be just and satisfactory.

Try us once to feel the difference.

About Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar

Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar is a one-of-its-kind market for vegetables and fruits. In modern times, when internet has spread its web all over the world, how could sales and commerce be left behind? Today, no sector can survive without online promotion. Even sale of vegetables and fruits have become online, today. You can get to buy fresh vegetables and fruits, no matter where you stay, simply by the click of a mouse!

We are one such online vendor of fruits and vegetables. You can purchase fresh fruits and vegetables from our website. You can even order for them on phone. We will make sure that you get fresh fruits and vegetables delivered right at your doorstep. Quality service at the least price is our motto.

We are a new team of young and thriving entrepreneurs. Our vision is to fill households with healthy food. We started this business just a couple of months back. But on the very first day, we bagged an unbelievable number of orders. This is because we have already made a name for ourselves in this business. Our clients trust us and order only from us. In fact, we claim to become a household name in the city in a few years.

We have a cold storage for our vegetables. Our stock does not last long. We claim to provide you fresh fruits and vegetables, like no other in the city. But that’s not all! We also provide namkeen, khakhra, papad, and aachars. We promise to spice up your entire plate of food with our tasty add-on items.

That’s not all folks! On public demand, we even launched the sale of fast food on our website. You can order for fast food and we will deliver it fast at your desired venue. Party with our fast food!!

This website is not the only place where you can hear our prices. We reside at the heart of our customers. You can hear our praises from their mouths, too. But that’s not all either. Red FM was all filled with praises for Ahmedabad Sabji Bazaar, too. We were on ‘Red FM Kitty Party’ on 12^th April, 2012.

Drinks and sharbats are our bonus products. Our drinks are such that you will get cooled at an instance. We believe in rejuvenating you with our drinks. They are delicious and perfect when you reach home after a long day. You can serve them to your friends and collect complements for yourself in return. We will make you a star among your friends. The number of our loyal customers is increasing day by day. We have long crossed the mark of 1000 customers on our website.

We are continuously adding new products to our list. We recently added flavors and dairy products. Visit our website and you may get all that you are looking for. You may bless us as we may save you from the trouble of going to shopping malls to shop for edible goods. Try us once and experience the difference for yourself. Click to get in touch with us:

Incredible, Cultural, Spiritual & Mystic India - Amazing Facts about incredible India and Indians!

Facts about Incredible, Cultural, Spiritual & Mystic India

India, conventional long name Republic of India, is a country in South Asia. It is the seventh-largest country by geographical area, the second-most populous country with over 1.2 billion people, and the most populous democracy in the world. Bounded by the Indian Ocean on the south, the Arabian Sea on the southwest, and the Bay of Bengal on the southeast, it shares land borders with Pakistan to the west; Bhutan, the People's Republic of China and Nepal to the northeast; and Bangladesh and Burma to the east. In the Indian Ocean, India is in the vicinity of Sri Lanka and the Maldives; in addition, India's Andaman and Nicobar Islands share a maritime border with Thailand and Indonesia.

Home to the ancient Indus Valley Civilization and a region of historic trade routes and vast empires, the Indian subcontinent was identified with its commercial and cultural wealth for much of its long history. Four of the world's major religions—Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism and Sikhism—originated here, while Zoroastrianism, Christianity and Islam arrived in the first millennium CE and shaped the region's diverse culture. Gradually annexed by the British East India Company from the early 18th century and colonised by the United Kingdom from the mid-19th century, India became an independent nation in 1947 after a struggle for independence which was marked by non-violent resistance and led by Mahatma Gandhi.

The Indian economy is the world's tenth largest economy by nominal GDP and fourth largest economy by purchasing power parity. Following market-based economic reforms in 1991, India has become one of the fastest growing major economies, and is considered a newly industrialized country; however, it continues to face the challenges of poverty, illiteracy, corruption and inadequate public health. A nuclear weapons state and a regional power, it has the third-largest standing army in the world, and ranks tenth in military expenditure among nations.

India is a federal constitutional republic with a parliamentary democracy consisting of 28 states and seven union territories. It is one of the five BRICS nations. India is a pluralistic, multilingual, and multiethnic society. It is also home to a diversity of wildlife in a variety of protected habitats.

Amazing Facts about incredible India and Indians!

* India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization.

* India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

* India is the world's largest democracy.

* Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today.

* India invented the Number System . Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

* The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.

* Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software - a report in Forbes magazine, July 1987.

* Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization.

* Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.

* The art of Navigation was bornin the river Sindhu 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.

* Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days.

* The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.

* Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th century. The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 10**53(10 to the power of 53) with specific names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today, the largest used number is Tera 10**12(10 to the power of 12).

* IEEE has proved what has been a century old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of wireless communication was Prof. Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.

* The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.

* According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called Sudarshana was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya's time.

* Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.

* Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans, cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India. Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy, physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism, genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.

* When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).

* The four religions born in India, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed by 25% of the world's population.

* The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.

* India is one of the few countries in the World, which gained independence without violence.

* India has the second largest pool of Scientists and Engineers in the World.

* India is the largest English speaking nation in the world.

* India is the only country other than US and Japan, to have built a super computer indigenously.

Famous Quotes on India (by non-Indians)

Albert Einstein said: We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.

Mark Twain said: India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.

French scholar Romain Rolland said: If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India.

Hu Shih, former Ambassador of China to USA said: India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.

Courtesy: Department of Tourism, India, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/India

Why shani jayanthi 2012 is so important?

Shani Jayanthi is celebrated as the birthday of Lord Shani. Every year the devotees of Lord Shani eagerly wait for this day because on this day they could please Lord Shani. This day is feared by the astrology followers. Lord Shani has the capacity to create the horrifying impacts on peopleâ€™s lives. The devotees undergo fasting and offer immense prayers to please Lord Shani. Shani Jayanthi happens to fall on the Amavasya of Vaishakh month.

The Shani Jayanti 2012 is on June 1. People perform exclusive pujas on Shani jayanti. Special Shani Homa or yagya are conducted. It is very crucial to follow the right measures to conduct the Puja for Shani Jayanti 2011. The incorrect measures could annoy Shani Dev and can create malefic impact on your horoscope and life. Therefore a reliable expertâ€™s advice is needed to follow the Puja in the right manner.

What to Text a Girl to Make Her Want You Really Bad

5 Key Factors That Make a Woman Want You More Than Someone Else

1. You have high value in yourself compared to other men and she senses that.
2. You are confident which reveals itself in your body language, tone of voice, and communication style.
3. You are a challenge to her. Men and women are universal in the fact that we want what we don't have.
4. You are not intimidated by her beauty. In fact, you find ways to playfully tease her about her weaknesses, whether real or imagined.
5. You make her feel something (excitement, curiosity, interest) when you communicate with her.

Flirty Texting Convo That Will Turn Her On

You: "Hey, I hope your skin doctor was able to remove that growth on your forehead people were staring at?"
You continue to tease her about the "pimple" she had on her forehead and pull her into the conversation in a playful way.
Her: "Ha ha. I was able to tame that beast with my own home concoctions. I thought that growth might have scared you off."
She knows your teasing and banters back. That's a good sign.
You: "I'm not saying it wasn't scary looking but I've also looked down the mouth of a volcano before and stood my ground."
This is a fun way to challenge her or qualify her and women love this.
Her: "Ha, ha. So you think you're Indiana Jones?
She knows how to play, too, and gives you a challenge.
You: "Sounds like you might have a whip fetish."
You don't have to answer all her questions right then. Control the convo. She'll be more curious about you - curious enough to see you again if you finish this texting exchange right.
Her: "That's for me to know and you to find out."
You: "Are you asking me out on a date? You're kinda forward."
You just switched things up on her, implying that she is pursuing you. Women love this flirty banter and it triggers attraction.
Her: "Ha, ha. Brat."
You: "Tell you what. If your forehead looks presentable, I'll let you buy me a drink at a sportsbar I usually stop at on Tuesdays."
You don't ask her or invite her on a date. You suggest she join you on your plans. Women love a man who can take the lead. It's a B-I-G TURN ON.
HER: "Ha, ha. Sounds fun."
You: "Cool, I'll call you later and let you know when and where."
You kept the convo short, fun and flirty and you triggered a deeper attraction in you.
HER: "Can't wait."

Praise Lord Hanuman on this Shani Jayanti

This time Shani Jayanti is with solar ellipse on 5 planets. So this time it is very important to praise Lord Shani or Lord Hanuman. So worship them with your pure heart and get peace and happiness. May God bless you. Om namah Shivay|

रामचरितमानस में..विभीषण जी हनुमान जी से कहते है...
"अब मोही भा भरोस हनुमंता...बिनु हरि--कृपा मिलहि नहि संता..!!
जो रघुबीर अनुग्रह कीन्हा..तो टुम्ह मोही दरस हठ दीन्हा..!!
हनुमान जी जबाब देते है..
प्रात लेहि जो नाम हमारा..तेहि दिन ताहि ना मिले अहारा..!!
सुनहु विभीषण प्रभु के रीती..करहि सदा सेवक पर प्रीती..!!
तात कवन मै परम कुलीना..कपि चंचल सबही विधि हीणा..!

शनि जयंती और विशेष योग : पंचग्रही, कालदंड योग और वट सावित्री अमावस्या, शनि जन्मोत्सव की अर्द्धरात्रि बाद से सूर्यग्रहण।

ज्येष्ठ कृष्ण पक्ष अमावस्या को सूर्यास्त के समय शिंगणापुर नगर में शनिदेव की उत्पत्ति हुई थी। पंडितों के अनुसार शनि जयंती पर उनकी साधना-आराधना और अनुष्ठान करने से शनिदेव विशिष्ट फल प्रदान करते हैं।

अशुभ और कष्टदायक : न्याय के देवता ज्योतिषाचार्य पं. धर्मेंद्र शास्त्री के अनुसार शनिदेव नीतिगत न्याय करते हैं। शनि साढ़ेसाती, अढैया के रूप में प्रत्येक मनुष्य को फल प्रदान करते हैं।

कहा गया है- 'शनि वक्री जनैः पीड़ा' अर्थात्‌ 'शनि के वक्री होने से जनता को पीड़ा होती है।' इसलिए शनि की दशा से पीड़ित लोग इस दिन उनकी उपासना और पूजा करें तो शांति मिलेगी।

पंचग्रही योग : सूर्य, चंद्र, गुरु, शुक्र और केतु के वृषभ राशि में होने से शनिदेव के मित्र शुक्र की राशि में पंचग्रही योग निर्मित हो रहा है। शनि जयंती पर सूर्यग्रहण भी होगा। हालांकि यह केवल पूर्वी भारत में दिखाई देगा। सूर्यग्रहण 20 मई की रात 2 बजकर 36 मिनट से 21 मई को सुबह 8 बजकर 19 मिनट तक कृतिका नक्षत्र और वृषभ राशि में लगेगा।

क्या है कालदंड योग : ज्योतिष में वार और नक्षत्र के संयोग से आनंद आदि 28 प्रकार के योग बनते हैं। शनि जयंती को रविवार और भरणी नक्षत्र के संयोग से कालदंड नामक योग बनेगा। ज्योतिषियों के अनुसार कालदंड के अधिष्ठाता शनिदेव के छोटे भाई मृत्यु के देव यमराज होते हैं। इसके स्वामी शनि के मित्र शुक्र होते हैं।

कालदंड शनिदेव के भी आज्ञाकारी सेवक हैं जो शनि भक्तों के रोग, शत्रुओं आदि बाधाओं का विनाश कर भ्रष्टाचारियों को दंडित करते हैं।

The Great Indian Reservation System

Say NO to Reservation System in Indian Education !!!!

Students Who have Talent should be given first Preference not by Caste!!

If you Think "YES", please share it with your Friends.!!

If You think "NO". please Comment why it should Not.

50 things to do when you're getting bored

1. Read a book
Pick up a good book to read- a current best seller- a classic from yore- a science fiction /crime story/ some romantic poetry/ or just a handbook on your vehicle. The idea is to have an enjoyable read to fill up the time.
2. Visit bingo websites and play bingo.
Visit bingo websites, play bingo and befriend people in the bingo chatroom.
3. Watch a movie at the theatre
Nothing like watching a movie on the big screen, along with a crowd hooting and whistling, with lots of hot buttered popcorn and cola and getting lost in the special effects. With multiplexes offering better movie experiences, watching a movie has become a really enjoyable experience.
4. Download your favorite ringtones
Visit ringtone websites and download your favorite ringtones.
5. Visit an internet chat room
There are several internet chat rooms that are teeming with people chatting with each other on topics ranging from serious issues like climate change to lighter ones such as hairstyles. There are Spicygirl, Oldygoldy, Daredevil, and Lazydaisy and many such interesting people of all ages and from all places on the planet. The flip side is that spicygirl might be a 60-year-old Japanese man from across the world!! If you are comfortable with the unwritten rules of chatting (assumed identities/ new lingo- like a/s/l or smilies), then you can while away many hours on harmless chatting on the Internet.
6. Visit an astrologer or psychic
Wouldn’t you like to know your future? So if you have time to kill, visit an astrologer to have your hand and chart read. It is a really interesting way to spend time by listening to his predictions and examining your charts. Even if you are a skeptic, hearing his predictions is a harmless pass time.
7. Go to the mall
You can spend time at the mall doing different things. You can go shopping, or not spend a penny and just window shop or better still, just spend time watching the people thronging the mall.
8. Go to a coffee shop
Coffee shops are filled with interesting people with whom you can strike up or renew friendships. It is filled with friendly banter over cups of steaming coffee.
9. Visit internet dating websites
Dating websites on the net are fun to explore. Create a profile just for fun and start surfing and contacting interesting people for some online dating. Chatting with people you met on the sites can be a fun activity.
10. Play a prank on someone
How about playing a harmelss prank on some one to liven up the atmosphere. Maybe you can use anonymous telephone calls or e-mails to pull gags on a friend and really have a good laugh. The idea is not to hurt some one but to share some laughs at the end.
11. Throw a party or attend one
If you really want to have a wild time, you could throw a party. It could be a theme party like Hawaiian nights or Halloween dress up. You can organize fun games/good food and drinks/ music and dance etc to liven up the party. You can also have a nice time attending someone else’s party.
12. Take out your old clothes and donate them to poor
Take out all those relics of the past from your wardrobe and pack them all up. Present these packets to the Church or the local charity home or to the poor you meet on the street. This is a really good way to spend your time.
13. Learn dancing
Go for dancing classes and learn to move a few graceful steps whether square dancing, salsa or ballet. You will learn to be a good dancer as well as keep your body fit and meet interesting people who share the same passion of dancing.
14. Do some knitting/crochet
Learn some hand skills like stitching, knitting, crochet etc, which are not just for grandmothers. You can create wonderful patterns and pieces like tablecloths, jumpers, socks, shawls, and lots more. Only limit is your imagination.
15. Make up a humorous poem / limerick/joke
Share or just enjoy making up funny poems, songs or jokes. You can entertain yourself or share a few laughs with friends.
16. Compile jokes
Have a fun time putting together jokes collected from books/ magazines/ radio/ TV. /Internet. Makes for a valuable collection.
17. Collect cartoons
Collect favorite cartoons-newspaper cutouts/comic books/ movies and VCD’s/dolls/pictures.
18. Go sporting on the beach
Play beach volleyball- head out to the beach and have fun playing ball on the beach/ have fun people watching/join jet skiing or surfing/go swimming/play Frisbee on the beach
19. Get a sun tan
Get a tan, resting in the sun with lots of suntan lotion on your body /at the beach/ or on your lawn in the backyard/in the bright sunlight.
Read aloud to children-read aloud books/stories to children at local library or bookstore. It is an immensely satisfying activity and the kids will keep you entertained.
20. Go babysitting
If you have a way with kids, go babysitting occasionally. You and the kids will entertain each other and you will earn a few bucks too.
21. Play cards
Play cards with friends/ strangers on long train rides/ yourself. There are so many games with cards, for money or no money to be played for lots of fun. You can also learn card tricks and impress your friends with them later.
22. Play some music
Feeling down and out? Blast some of your favorite music- it will jolt your senses and keep you rocking and rolling.
23. Make a trip to the beauty parlor or salon
Go through the facial/ pedicure/ manicure routine to feel clean and refreshed.
24. Get a new haircut/ hairstyle
How about sporting anew hairstyle from clean-shaven to long curly tresses, do creative things with your hair that leaves you feeling confident and smart.
25. Sing out loud even if you cant
Be a bold bathroom singer. Try singing your favorite songs even if you are tone-deaf, entertaining yourself. Ignore the shrieks from neighbors.
26. Dress up in something silly
Once in a while dresses up in fancy outfits just to look outlandish and silly and to invite stares from people.
27. Doodle or cartoon
You can create minor artwork by doodling and cartooning. Secretly doodling and cartooning can save a boring lecture.
28. Write letters to famous people
If you are a crazy fan or you are just plain bored you can write e-mails/letters to famous personalities. Some people make it a daily obsession out of this activity. If you are lucky, you might get a reply.
29. Cook up a storm
Bring out those cook books and grandma’s recipes and roll up your sleeves- try your hand at cooking exotic dishes copied from these books. Never mind if it bombs, you can serve them to your pets. If the pets don’t want it, use it as organic manure in the garden.
30. Learn new words in the dictionary
Flip through the dictionary and have a fun time learning new words and their meanings. Try them out in conversation t sometime in the future. It is a fun way to build up your vocabulary.
31. Plan a trip
Take a trip to someplace interesting- somewhere uphill to the mountains or down hill to the seaside. Maybe just plan a picnic to the lake nearby.
Watch T.V. with sound off- Great fun watching shows on television with sound on mute. For more fun, you can mouth the dialogues.
32. Karaoke in public
Have the guts to Sing to music (Karaoke) at the local club. Make sure you have had plenty of practice before you display your singing skills.
33. Watch a foreign film
Watch an out- of- the- ordinary film like a Swedish/ Chinese/Serbian film. Have fun reading the subtitles in English. You may discover some fantastic movies in other languages.
34. Climb a tree
Renew childhood memories. Scramble up a tree and enjoy the view from top or pluck a few fruits from the heights.
35. Watch a magic show
There is some interesting magic tricks that you can watch and some you can learn. So watch and learn magic tricks or simply be mesmerized by some magician.
36. Watch a circus
Circuses are great fun with their flying trapezes, dancing elephants, daring mobikes and crazy clowns. Go with a few kids and have a whale of a time.
37. Learn hypnosis
Learn to hypnotize people. Great way to get at the center of their thoughts and desires. Also allow yourself to be hypnotized to cure any hang-ups you may have.
38. Stay up 24 hours
Stay awake for 24 hours to watch that football game being played across the planet, with lots of friends, food and fun.
39. Play silly games
Like hoops, skipping rope, go carting or go to theme parks and go on wild rides like roller coasters and giant wheels.
40. Volunteer for a charity
Spend time usefully by volunteering fro a local charity. Help them in collecting funds/old clothes/ furniture/toys/ and help in doing chores for senior citizens like mowing their lawns or reading to lonely seniors.
41. Dial wrong numbers
Dial up strange people and have a conversation with them. Make sure you do this from a cell phone. Be careful you don't give out personal information!
42. Set up an aquarium
Get plenty of gold fish and set up an aquarium at home. Have fun watching the fish/ feeding the fish/ looking after the aquarium.
43. Learn basic office skills
Learnt to type/ short hand/ handle computers. This is very interesting to many people and has even become a necessity for some.
44. Learn crazy body tricks
Learn to stand upside down, to do cartwheels, to make a long jump, to stand on one leg for long, to sit with legs crossed for a long time and to do martial arts like Judo and Karate.
45. Compile an address cum birthday book
Cannot remember phone numbers or keep losing numbers saved on mobiles and palm tops? - Get those numbers down in a book and also note down birthdays of important people. You can also save this information in your online-mail box.
46. Go hot air ballooning or kayaking or rock climbing
Those who love the outdoors have a wide choice of activities like trekking the wild jungles, climbing steep hills, kayaking gushing rivers and floating in hot air balloons.
47. Go for meditation/ yoga
Give rest and rejuvenation to the senses by attending a meditation session or doing yoga.
48. Play virtual reality games
Play virtual reality games like Second life or World of Warcraft.
49. Get in touch with an old friend
This is a really useful way to spend time. Renewing friendship with an old pal and catching up on old times is really fun way to spend your time. It may be through a phone call/ a letter/ an e-mail. Nothing more fun than sharing a few laughs and memories with an old friend.
50. Rent a DVD/ VCD at home
Have a few hours to spare? If you’re a movie buff, a great way is to rent DVD’s at home especially to catch on movies you didn’t get time to watch on screen or movies you want to watch again and again/ movie collections of your favorite stars.
There are hundreds of fun, satisfying and interesting activities to do when you are bored.

If All "Relationships" Are Perfect

Imagine...

If All "Relationships" Are Perfect:

-NO Fights
-NO Tears
-NO Arguments
-NO Misunderstandings
-NO Fear Of Losing The One You LOVE..

A Dream Come True...

Isn't It??

But

Without These, There Would Be...
-NO Sorry, Hugs & Kisses
-NO Saying Of The Sweetest Words
-NO Reasons To Stay.
-NO Growth Of Faith In Both Of You.

Now Would You Want It To Be Perfect...?!?

♥♥ LOVE IS NOT ABOUT BEING PERFECT...ITS ABOUT LOVING PURELY WITH ALL THE IMPERFECTIONS♥♥ツ

80 Sweet Text Messages to Send to Your Girlfriend

Good morning Sunshine (To wake her up and keep her cheerful all day).
I’m thinking of you and wanted to tell you that I love you.
Every day would be as beautiful as this moment if you were with me.
If I could describe you in one word, I’d call you my life.
You make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.
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If it were up to me to rearrange the alphabets, I would keep U & I together.
I tried but I can’t stop thinking about you!
My world has no meaning without you.
You are the reason for my smile.
Words aren’t enough to tell you how wonderful you are. I love you.
You make my heart melt!
Life has never been better, thanks to you, sweetheart!
I miss you, we should get together soon!
If I had to, I would wait for an eternity to be with you.
I will love you forever and always.
Waiting for you at home, come back soon. I miss you.
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you. There is nothing I can do without thinking of you.
To have you as my girl is my honour. Be with me always!
They say love hurts, but I’m ready to take that risk, if I’m going to be with you.
I would climb a thousand mountains to see you smile.
I’d like to wake up next to you every morning!
You take my breath away.
My life is perfect, but it’s because I am with you.
I love yo_. All I need is ‘U’
If I was your bed, you’d sleep on top of me!
If I could hold you close again, I’d never let you go.
There are three steps to complete happiness: 1) You 2) Me 3) our hearts for eternity.
You are IN my mind every second of the day. But if you want, you can be IN my house right now.
If you see a shooting star, close your eyes and make a wish. It worked for me, I wished for you!
You’re my angel.
My love for you is never ending!
You are my star on a dark night, you are my hope when all is bleak, if it wasn’t for you, I’d never be me!
My life is a jigsaw puzzle and you’re my missing piece.
You bring sunshine into my life! You aren’t the sun, but you’re just as hot.
I can’t wait to be with you again. Loves and hugs.
They say love gives you wings but is that why I’m in seventh heaven?
You complete me.
I could attempt to live without you. But I would fail miserably.
Life is beautiful because of you.
For you I may be just one person, but for me you are the world.
I can’t live without you.
Thank you for supporting me today. If it wasn’t for you, I’d be lost.
When words aren’t enough to tell you how great you’ve been, remind me to come and kiss you.
Loving you is like breathing. I can’t stop and it’s necessary for my survival.
You + me = Happiness forever.
If loving you was against the law and kissing you was a crime, I’d happily spend my life in prison doing time.
I will love you for the rest of MY life.
It took me years to find perfection; I’m never going to let you go!
I’ll love you like no other. Be with me always!
People come and go, but you and I will stay together, forever.
On this special day of your life, I want to tell you how much I love you. Happy birthday, baby!
If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
The world can cry foul by seeing you with me, but everything is fair in love and war.
You are the one for me.
A date is a formality I need to complete, before I can tell you how much I love you!
Our marriage officially binds us together. Love you.
You are my number 1!
Every time I see you, I love you more than before.
You take my breath away.
I hope you have a good night. Kisses and hugs!
When you are with me, the world feels right.
I want to cuddle up with you. Get home soon!
I can never be wrong, because loving you feels so right!
I miss you; I want to be near you again!
When I have you, I have everything I need.
Every minute I spend away from you is a minute I waste.
To stay away from you is something I can’t do. Come home soon.
I will miss you while you’re gone and will wait for you to get back.
Just wanted you to know that someone is thinking of you!
My world is a happier place because of you.
We are a perfect match. I love you.
For the last 24 hrs, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you.
I’m the luckiest man in the world to have you as my girl!
You have my heart, keep it safe.
I’m never going to let you go.
I’ve been thinking about you.
Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent.
If I’m the reason for your smile, you’ll never get a reason to frown.
I love you, I miss you and I can’t wait to see you today!

Nehra to Nirmal

Ashish Nehra: Baba meri IPL mein bahut Dhulai hoti hai.

Nirmal baba: Match fix karte ho?

Nehra: karta hu baba.

Baba: batsman ko Daat dikhate ho.

Nehra: Ji baba 32 ke 32 dikhata hu.

(Baba tensed,& thinking)

Baba: Gali dete ho?

Nehra: ji baba, Kohli se achiachi gali sikh li.

(baba getting angry)

Baba: Helmet pehen te ho?

Nehra: Nahi baba.

Baba: YESS. yahi pe kripa rukh rahi hai, Bike ka helmet pehen ke bowling karo Kripa aani shuru ho jayegi.... :D ;) :D

Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!

old 1 but gud 1...
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel !!
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit
juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer : "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or
white ?"
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner
cow?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of
water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst

this is dedicated to all mothers

The Mother That Loves
The Mother That Cares
The Mother That Helps
The Mother That Worries
The Mother That's With You Through It All
The Mother That Raised You To Be Who ANd What You Are
The Mother That Encourages You
The Mother That Works Hard For You
The Mother That Sacrifices
The Mother That Is Here Only For You
The Mother That Has Lived All These Years For You
The Mother That Is Surviving Only For You
The Mother That Is Here
The Mother That Is There, For, This Mother Is Everywhere
The Mother That Is Kind
The Mother That Is Warm-Hearted
The Mother That Is Super-Women
The Mother Of All Mother's...

This Is Dedecated To My Mother

"I LOVE YOU" is not just some words to say

"I LOVE YOU" is not just some words to say... It has some deep meaning and value... Lets try...

[♥] "I love you"means that I accept you for the person that you are and that I do not wish to change you into someone else... [♥]
[♥] It means that I do not expect perfection from you just as you do not expect it from me... [♥]
[♥] It means that I will love you and stand by you, even through the worst of times... [♥]
[♥] It means loving you when you're in a bad mood or too tired to do the things I want to do... [♥]
[♥] It means loving you when you're down not just when you're fun to be with... [♥]
[♥] It means that I know your deepest secrets and do not judge you for them asking in return only that you do not judge me for mine... [♥]
[♥] It means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love enough not to let go. [♥]
[♥] It means thinking of you, dreaming of you, wanting and needing you constantly, and hoping that you feel the same way for me. [♥]

Mazedaar story.:-P

Ek din ek kutta jungle

main raasta

kho gaya.

Tabhi usne dekha ek
sher uskii
taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk
gayi."Aaj to
kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh
sookhi
haddiyan padi dekhi.
Woh aate hue sher ki
taraf peeth
kar ke baith gaya aur
ek sookhi hadii ko
choosne laga
aur zor zor se bolne
laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane
ka mazaa
hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori
daawat
ho jayegi!" .
Aur usne zor se dakaar
mara.
.
Is baar sher soch mein
pad gayaa,
Usne socha
"ye kutta to sher ka
shikar karta
hai! Jaan bacha kar
bhago!"
!
Ped par baitha ek
Bandar yeh sab
tamasha dekh raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka
achha hai
sher ko
saari kahani bata deta
hoon isse
sher se dosti ho
jayegi aur zindagi bhar
ke liye
jaan ka khatra dur ho
jayega !
.
Woh fatafat sher ke
pichhe
bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko
jaate hue
dekh liya !
.
Udhar Bandar ne sher ko
sab bata
diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof
banaya
hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi
uski leela
khatam karta hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni
peeth par
baitha kar sher kutte ki
taraf
lapka. !
!
Can u imagine the quick
management by the
DOG...
.
Kutte ne sher ko aate
dekha to ek
baar phir uskii
taraf peeth karke baith
gaya aur
zor zor se bolne laga,
"Is Bandar ko bheje
huye 1
ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar
nahi la
saka.....!!!":-P:-D

Hot Sweet Girls (May 2012)

:: Hot Sweet Girls ::
We have searched and surveyed the internet to get fresh hotties around the world, some are models and some are random ones - the girl next door. Have a look at these cuties all around the world.

5 Key Factors That Make a Woman Want You More Than Someone Else
1. You have high value in yourself compared to other men and she senses that.
2. You are confident which reveals itself in your body language, tone of voice, and communication style.
3. You are a challenge to her. Men and women are universal in the fact that we want what we don't have.
4. You are not intimidated by her beauty. In fact, you find ways to playfully tease her about her weaknesses, whether real or imagined.
5. You make her feel something (excitement, curiosity, interest) when you communicate with her.

Mark Zuckerberg Marries Girlfriend Priscilla Chan

Day After IPO, Mark Zuckerberg Marries Longtime Girlfriend Priscilla Chan.

What a week. After eight years, Mark Zuckerberg takes Facebook public at a $104 billion valuation. His longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan gets her medical degree from the UC San Francisco.

And to top it all off, they get married today. Mazel tov.

An amazing ride for the pair and for the company, and hopefully a lot longer to go too.

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg is the founder and CEO of Facebook, which he started in his college dorm room in 2004 with roomates Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.
Zuckerberg is responsible for setting the overall direction and product strategy for Facebook. He leads the design of Facebook’s service and development of its core technology and infrastructure.
Earlier in life, Zuckerberg developed a music recommendation system called Synapse and a peer-to-peer client called Wirehog. However, he abandoned both to pursue new projects.
Zuckerberg attended Harvard University and studied computer science before founding Facebook.
While at Harvard, Zuckerberg created Facemash, a website that compared students’ dorm photos side-by-side in a fashion similar to HOT or NOT. Harvard administration was not amused, and Zuckerberg faced subsequent disciplinary action. Less than three months later, he launched Facebook.
In September 2010, Zuckerberg donated $100 million to the Newark Public School System to help renovate and revamp the system.
Zuckerberg won the 2007 Crunchie Award for ‘Best Startup CEO.’ He was the Time Magazine 2010 Person Of The Year.